#1 OTHER FRIENDS Never ask for food. Canonsburg FRIENDS are the reason you have no food.
#2 OTHER FRIENDS Bring a bottle of wine to your party. Canonsburg FRIENDS Bring enough for everybody, help make the food, then stay to clean up and sleep it off afterwards.
#3 OTHER FRIENDS Will come to your house warming party. Canonsburg FRIENDS Will help you move in and move out and party both times.
#4 OTHER FRIENDS Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. Canonsburg FRIENDS Call your parents Mom and Dad.
#5 OTHER FRIENDS Have never seen you cry. Canonsburg FRIENDS Either make you cry or will cry with you.
#6 OTHER FRIENDS Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. Canonsburg FRIENDS Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours, but are willing to loan it back to you anytime.
#7 OTHER FRIENDS Know a few things about you. Canonsburg FRIENDS Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
#8 OTHER FRIENDS Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. Canonsburg FRIENDS Will kick the butts of the whole crowd who left you.
#9 OTHER FRIENDS Would knock on your door Canonsburg FRIENDS Walk right in and say, 'I'm home!'
#10 OTHER FRIENDS Will watch sports with you. Canonsburg FRIENDS Will take off of work to drive to a Steeler away game with you.
#11 OTHER FRIENDS Will talk crap with people who talk crap about you. Canonsburg FRIENDS Will knock the crap out of them!
#12 OTHER FRIENDS Are for a while. Canonsburg FRIENDS Are for life.
#13 OTHER FRIENDS Will ignore this. Canonsburg FRIENDS Will send it on to more Canonsburg friends.